Naked man Brampton’s best kept secret
He’s 10 feet tall and totally naked— well, except for a cape and a hat— but believe it or not, he’s not that easy to find.
Over the years, he’s been moved around a lot. In fact, it could be said he’s been the subject of numerous government coverup attempts: He’s had plants pulled in front of him, roses tied strategically to him, and he’s even had his, er, manhood removed. It was later found in a desk drawer (rumour has it) and tactfully reattached.
